| Pittsburgh Panthers | |
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| First Season: 2017 | |
| Names | |
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| Other Nicknames | |
| Pitt, Eat Shit | |
| Conference | |
| ACC Conference | |
| Location | |
| Pittsburgh, Pennsylvanuia | |
| Colors | |
| Blue and Gold | |
| Head Coaches | |
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| Stadium | |
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| CFP National Championships | |
| None | |
| Conference Championships | |
| None | |
The University of Pittsburgh is a NFCAA accredited university in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The football team plays in D-I NFCAA football in the Atlantic Coast Conference. It's football team began operations in the 2017 season and has been employed by two coaches since then. The team plays at Heinz Field, the home of the Pittsburgh Steelers. However, on March 31, 2018, the school announced the building of an athletic complex, which would house both the football and basketball programs.
Traditions[edit | edit source]
The university's official motto is "Eat Shit Pitt". The motto was invented in the beginning phases of the football season, when coaches of other universities began to tell Coach 2 Little Sauce that his team "Eat's Shit". As a result, the players of the University of Pittsburgh has embraced the motto and have used it ever since.
Another tradition of the University of Pittsburgh is to kill off one of their coaches at half-time. This tradition began in week 1 of the 2018 season, when defensive coordinator and associate head coach Dilly Dom was killed as a result of a poor first half against Old Dominion Monarchs, where the team was tied at halftime by a score of 20-20. The decision to kill their defensive coordinator was made by the school's Athletic Director and President, John Jim Bob Jooter. The team would go on to win the game 41-32; Jooter would later dedicate the win to Coach Dom, who's statue sits in front of the team's bookstore
The Coach's Poll Salt of 2018[edit | edit source]
After week 1, when the Coach's Poll was announced officially by coach's of the NFCAA, Pittsburgh was no where to be seen, sitting in the 40s of the rankings. As a result, coach 2 Little Sauce went on a tirade, singling out certain coaches for their involvement in what he called "a disservice to fake college football". The three coaches accused of singling out Pitt were Colorado State's head coach "Alexander Hamilton", Michigan State head coach "Max Wasson" and BYU head coach "Brigham Young". No action was taken in the case.
Rivalry Games[edit | edit source]
- Rumble in the Jungle 2.0 - Pittsburgh vs Arkansas
- Fuck Your Defense - Pittsburgh vs Colorado State
- The Battle of Arky Jr - Pittsburgh vs Florida
Logo History[edit | edit source]
Not available
Records[edit | edit source]
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2018 Fake Schedule[edit | edit source]
| Week | Loc | Opp | Score |
| 1 | vs | Old Dominion | W 41-32 |
| 2 | @ | Buffalo | - |
| 3 | vs. | Penn State | - |
| 4 | vs. | Syracuse | - |
| 5 | @ | Louisiana-Monroe | - |
| 6 | vs. | Duke | - |
| 7 | @ | North Carolina | - |
| 8 | @ | Clemson | - |
| 9 | vs. | Georgia Tech | - |
| 10 | @ | Virginia | - |
| 11 | @ | Virginia Tech | - |
| 12 | @ | Miami (FL) | - |
Football Roster[edit | edit source]
Starters
Offense
| Num | Name | Pos | Year | Hometown |
| 1 | Johnny Pocket | QB | Fr | Thunder Bay, Ontario, CN |
| 22 | Speedy Rocket | HB | Fr | Thunder Bay, Ontario, CN |
| 69 | Ronnie Dermott | FB | Sr | Brentwood, PA |
| 72 | Heinz Watts | LT | So | Philadelphia, PA |
| 73 | Joe McTooter | LG | Jr | Rock Springs, WY |
| 56 | Jimmy Conley | C | Jr | Yonkers, NY |
| 78 | Will Williams Jr | RG | Jr | Philadelphia, PA |
| 62 | Apex Ranker | RT | Sr | Los Angeles, CA |
| 80 | Rollie Pollie Carter | WR | Jr | Jacksonville, FL |
| 6 | Harry Litzgerald | WR | Sr | Minneapolis, MI |
| 82 | Chris OchentaYDos | WR | Fr | Mexico City, MX |
| 2 | First Last | WR | Fr | San Antonio, TX |
| 9 | Robert Ryder | WR | Fr | York, PA |
| 92 | Ronnie Payton | TE | Fr | Harrisburg, PA |
| 3 | Daddy Longlegs | K | Sr | Davie, FL |
| 15 | Soocer Playr | P | Jr | Boulder, CO |
| 99 | Jack Long-Davis | LS | Fr | Pittsburgh, PA |
Defense
| Num | Name | Pos | Year | Hometown |
| 92 | J-Monet Embiid | LE | Jr | Goma, DR Congo |
| 20 | Ronnie Sterling | NT | Sr | Manchester, England |
| 99 | Oktober Muller | RE | Jr | Munich, Germany |
| 1 | Marcos De Uno | OLB | Jr | Barcelona, Spain |
| 55 | Olli Rock | OLB | Fr | Harrisburg, PA |
| 51 | Twix Twister | MLB | Fr | Hershey, PA |
| 7 | Myles Bush | MLB | Jr | Key West, FL |
| 32 | ToonMooch Sawce | CB | Sr | Boulder, CO |
| 22 | K'Money Johnson | CB | Jr | Harrisburg, PA |
| 3 | 俐虎 | FS | Sr | Tokyo, Japan |
| 33 | 馬鹿 | SS | Sr | Nara, Japan |
| 18 | Freddie Fast | KR | Fr | Tuscon, AR |
| 17 | Tiger Mooney | PR | So | Springfield, IL |