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UTSA Roadrunners | |
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Established in 1969 | |
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Conference USA | |
Location | |
San Antonio, Texas | |
Colors | |
Navy Blue, White, and Orange | |
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Stadium | |
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CFP National Championships | |
None | |
Conference Championships | |
None |
Traditions[edit | edit source]
Back in the olden days of like...2005, Joe 'Shoe String replacement' Joe and Harold 'Toenail masker' Johnson decided that this school needed a team. So they went and prayed at the Alamo and like 40 dudes showed up. The end.
Rivalry Games[edit | edit source]
North Texas
Texas State
While not known for football, we hate these teams because they have Texas in their name.
Logo History[edit | edit source]
Not available
Records[edit | edit source]
Not available
Football Roster[edit | edit source]
Num | Name | Pos | Year | Weight | Height |
7 | Jumblingy Glacklyracktion Faceventermenfartini | QB | FR | 210 | 3'28 |
53 | Snap Balls | C | SO | 425 | 6' |
890 | Fart BasketBreath | RT | FR | 423 | 5'9 |
85 | Scourge McFreezeRay | RE | S | 4 | 6'9 |
82 | Pound DerGround | LE | S | 310 | 6'2 |
88 | Sam Slafglinhhi | LT | JR | 310 | 6'2 |
34 | Civilian Baby | TE | FR | 256 | 9'2 |
12 | Swabadu Ladies | WR | FR | 210 | 6'2 |
13 | Swabaladu Ladies | WR | FR | 226.2399 | 6'3 |
14 | Swabadaladu Ladies | WR | FR | 201 | 6'1 |
19 | Clondo Jall | RB | SO | 500 | 5'1 |
Num | Name | Pos | Year | Weight | Height |
29 | Marcus Davenport | DL | FR | 264 | 6'5 |
29 | Marcus Fabriceous | DL | SR | 300 | 6'7 |
Num | Name | Pos | Year | Weight | Height |
1 | Aco Boviax | K,P, KR | FR | 251 | 7'4 |
Schedules and Results[edit | edit source]
Week | OPP | Home/Away | Score | Game Data |
1 | Army | Home | 26-14 L | ARMY_UTSA |
2 | Michigan | Away | 44-29 L | |
3 | Fresno St | Away | 27-17 W | |
4 | Wyoming | Home | ||
5 | Western Kentucky | Away | ||
6 | UTEP | Home | ||
7 | Old Dominion | Away | ||
8 | Southern Miss | Home | ||
9 | UAB | Home | ||
10 | Louisiana Tech | Away | ||
11 | North Texas | Home | ||
12 | Rice | Away |
Cheers[edit | edit source]
Song Of Meep
Meep meep meep, I'll meep your face I'll meep you to you die Die, die, end your life meep meep meep meep meep